I've already mentioned the insulting 1-ply offering to the porcelain god that my work has so graciously stocked their stalls with, and judging from the general consensus that 1ply is a disgrace to human waste, I don't think I need to say much more on the matter.
Except this.
You're not saving any money, Company! People will use twice as much, and you know what happens when people double up? Toilets clog. People panic. Nobody fesses up and nothing gets cleaned until the night crew shows up. It's hell. Actually, it's worse than hell. It's hell with a septic failure. An epic amount of crap baking in an infinitely hot oven. This is not a good thing.
I shouldn't have to tread to the sink through 1 inch of toilet water, soggy 1ply, and pieces of half digested lettuce just so I can wash my hands. Kinda makes my attempt to not spread germs a tad counterproductive.
And to the perpetrator...While I can sympathize with your need for more ply, I can't help but feel you've let the entire office down. You've made everyone suffer instead of just coming forward and admitting your unfortunate turn of evetns. Next time, take caution. Double flush if you have to. And by the way....stop swallowing your gum. That's just disgusting.
I've signed up for photography classes! I'm gunna do this!
The recession is hard on everyone...One ply is going to be all thats left and there will probably be strict laws about using more than 3 squares at a time so you may have to get used to this.
Posted by: Matt | December 05, 2008 at 08:23 AM
Ewwwwww!!!
Posted by: Wynn | December 05, 2008 at 11:02 PM